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The Bosom of Abraham refers to the place of comfort in the biblical Sheol where the righteous dead await redemption.
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\"Spotlight\" is a song recorded by English singer-songwriter Jessie Ware for her fourth studio album, What's Your Pleasure? (2020). A primarily house and nu-disco record singing about \"longing and lust\", it was written by Ware, Danny Parker, Shungudzo Kuyimba, and James Ford, while production was handled by the latter. Altogether with an accompanying music video where the singer sings and dances on Tito's Blue Train, the single version was released on 28 February 2020 as the third single from the album, with a remix by Icar